Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Hurry up and learn patience.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Developing the man within leads to changing a man’s value and behavior

Prayer is the center of the Christian life. It is the only necessary thing. It is living with God in the here and now.

Light of life.The power of lifeGod is life.

We need to organize and figure out our own voice as a bloc and stop doubting ourselves.

you know this means that what we did-what we almost did in Paris-" "Going to the Eiffel Tower?

To compare Whitewater to Watergate is a travesty.

I wanted to give people an experience. I wanted them to get their money's worth.

Prayer means dependence on the Lord.

Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys!

My father used to say, "Superior people never make long visits, have to be shown Longfellows grave, or the glass flowers at Harvard."