Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

It’s a matter of when I’ll stop fighting. — Duke

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!

Don't let your failures define you.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

I believe in evil. It is the property of all those who are certain of truth. Despair and fanaticism are only differing manifestations of evil.

You can't afford the luxury of a negative thought

I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night, and then the nap takes me.

A man may be in as just possession of the truth as of a city, and yet be forced to surrender.

A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!

It is contrary to the will of God to eat delicate food hastily.