Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Wyrd bith ful araed (Fate is inexorable).

As the old saying goes, "sometimes loving someone means letting them go.

If I have learned how to write fiction it's by working with great writers and getting them to explain their craft to me so that I can do it in English.

We are dwellers in a divine universe where no desires are in vain - if only they be large enough.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty.

Talent shuffles the deck. Genius brings a new deck.

I don't like to be feared, and I can't work in conflict, I'm very bad with conflict. I try to avoid it, it paralyzes me.

I am satisfied that all politicians were meant to be journalists and all journalists meant to be politicians.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!