Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Love was never a mistake, even when it wasn't returned.

If you choose the right vendors, your collective and sincere motives should establish both trust & grace on both sides of the relationship.

I found myself, lost inside the depths of my darkest days amazed to find the most of you watching me hoping i’d stay.

Never tell the auidience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves.

The greatest gift that one human being can give another is unconditional love. It's the only thing, ultimately, that really matters.

Trusting Him to work out your circumstances instead of using your own might and power will bring deep satisfying joy into your life.

I'm like a child who belongs to nobody.

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like.

I am confident our best years lie ahead of us and that together we will continue to make Apple the magical place that it is.

Underground is underground, commercial is commercial. There's market for both, and both get money.