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Rob Huebel Quotes: "I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week."

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everything goes out the window."

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everything goes out the window.




Rob Huebel Quotes: "You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got braces, and you don't know how to smile, and you've got a hard-on."

You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got braces, and you don't know how to smile, and you've got a hard-on.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts."

I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.




Rob Huebel Quotes: "One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O."

One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments."

Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk."

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.




Rob Huebel Quotes: "I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it."

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like."

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people."

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's kind of a loaded question."

That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's kind of a loaded question.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle."

If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle.




Rob Huebel Quotes: "I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad."

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.



Rob Huebel Quotes: "I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on."

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.