The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

The best way to love a woman is to let her bloom like a flower so that you can enjoy her beauty without plucking her petals.

This woman might have a daughter, but she was as innocent and pure as newly fallen snow.

My dad would give me $10, which is a lot of money when you're 9, to sing at church, on tables at restaurants, at family functions, just about anywhere.

The diversification of the people's demand could not be followed by the state apparatus.

Great investors need to have the right combination of intuition, business sense and investment talent.

As nations can not be rewarded or punished in the next world they must be in this.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

Own nothing, control everything.

I work myself into the ground. But I think I'm a nice friend and a good person, and I try to do my work as best I can.

So weary with disasters, tugg'd with fortune, That I would set my life on any chance, To mend, or be rid on't.