It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

We believe Skype in the Classroom will be a milestone in inspiring the next generation of social entrepreneurs and we can't wait to connect students with TOMS partners.

God knows no distance.

My philosophy is that the club is more important than anyone!

Could we have entered into the mind of Sir Isaac Newton, and have traced all the steps by which he produced his great works, we might see nothing very extraordinary in the process.

Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.

My parents say that even as a very, very little kid, the way that I acted was dramatically different from other little kids.

We don't want to limit ourselves to any specific sound like that was before when we were brought up in classical music.

A third advantage of mission oriented companies, is that people outside the company are more willing to help you.