It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Don't leave a trace on my shoulder. I am a burden to the world.

Justice never sleeps.

During any experience placed before us, we can stay in alignment with positivity, truth, and goodness by asking the question: What would honor and love do here?

I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that project is up in the air at the moment.

I hope one day God will reveal all the truths to people that He has never sent any Holy Book, nor did He create anything but chaos!

In fact, we've entered a world which is arguably much more dangerous than [being] eyeball to eyeball with the USSR.

Mercy?” “Just a minute,” I told Adam. “I'm in the middle of a revelation.

The good thing about movies is that they're subjective. You can connect to different themes depending on your own perspective.

But I like my madness. There is a thrill in it unknown to such sanity as yours. ~ Book 1, Chapter 9.

Every act of every man is a moral act, to be tested by moral, and not by economic criteria.