It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Be as audaciousAs you wish.By all means look to the heavens.

Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other

Humanity's greatest achievement will come when the happiness of some will no longer be the sadness of others.

And from that time on I bathed in the Poem Of the Sea, star-infused and churned into milk, Devouring the green azures; where, entranced in pallid flotsam, A dreaming drowned man sometimes goes down.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

At 9 years old I weighed about 10 lbs. less than what my weight is at 32. I needed to get help.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who want to get things done, and those who don't want to make mistakes.

We're going to listen music in my room.' 'Fine,' his dad said from underneath the sink. 'Just don't get anybody pregnant.

The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.

I have trod a measure, I have flattered a lady, I have been politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy.