It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Love, is there even a true description other than knowing your heart will cease to beat without that certain someone in your life?-Rusty Blackwood

So, what if your entire body was, oh I don’t know, dropped into molten met

Just as smiles often follow tears, the sun rose full and bright on the morning..

Let Death Bless Me With You

Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seem to me to be empty and devoid of meaning.

A reproach can only hurt if it hits the mark. Whoever knows that he does not deserve a reproach can treat it with contempt.

Would I rather the research lab that tests animals is reduced to a bunch of cinders? Yes.

There's a lot of hurry up and wait. But it gives you time to write a song.

I want you to go to the Ancient Languages Department at Trinity College tomorrow morning, Ms.Lane.

My denim jacket had 'I love GNR' and 'I love AC/DC' written all over it, but I always came back to swing.