Andy Richter Quotes
Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.
I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.
I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.
Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.
I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.
I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
The people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
