I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

I wonder if I should believe what she says. But when you're not strong in yourself, anyone can tell you anything and you'll fall for it.

They were both riding too fast for reason but just fast enough for sanity.

You’ll never learn anything or impress anyone by making excuses and diverting blame.

Every one rushes elsewhere and into the future, because no one wants to face one's own inner self.

If I tell you a secret can you keep it quiet? “Well, I can. I’m not so sure about Doll Girl.

Certain people have the eye of the tiger, and I never was myself that kind of person, although I'm not a slacker.

perhaps there's no sharper spur to meditation than answered prayer.

Victory fades so quickly that it is scarcely apparent and it is always the face of defeat that we are able to see.

Nothing takes the heart out of a man more than the expectation of failure.

Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response