It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Love your enemies and hate your friends, your enemies remain the same your friends always change

Faith in Christ is a one-time decision that leads to a lifetime of growth.

Have I had two roads, I would have chosen their third.

A new star shines bright.Angels herald the good news.The Christ child is born.

If you don't believe in the things you're doing, the answer isn't fooling yourself into thinking you believe it. If you don't believe in what you're doing, then you just shouldn't be doing it.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

If you are not happier every day, if you don't see a progression of development, then you are certainly not practicing yoga or Buddhism and therefore you cannot be amassing any positive karma.

I enjoy doing things that involve research because it's part of what I enjoy about acting.

Body and soul. Two different things

There is no other dog that can compare to a Corgi. They're the epitome of beauty.