It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

You have to write down all your everyday steps

Sometimes the words that are left unspoken are the ones that most needed to be said.

I firmly believe that intuitive or symbolic sight is not a gift but a skill - a skill based in self-esteem.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT

There are no mistakes, there are only correctable errors. There are no errors, there are only alternate programs.

People were referring to me as the new Anita Bryant. Anita would get a little jealous.

Weeds are luckier than flowers because they are not killed for their beauties!

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Print and web have profoundly different effects: The effect is immediate when people can click on links.

Government is never so noble as when it is addressing wrongs.