It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

It is not important who the leader is. Its important where they lead you to.

Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.

I don't hate you, because hate is a feeling and I feel absolutely nothing for you.

We all act as hinges-fortuitous links between other people.

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely.

It is every woman's dream to be some man's dream woman.

One of the greatest priorities of the church today is to mobilize the laity to do the work of evangelism.

Ghosts seem harder to please than we are; it is as though they haunted for haunting’s sake -- much as we relive, brood, and smoulder over our pasts.

Love does not come to those who seek it, but to those who give love. It is a binding force between souls who have nothing to give but themselves to one another.

Every once in a while you ought to kiss a young lady. And every once in a while you ought to kiss a young lady for a while.