It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Chin up princess or the crown slips

What I will not do is continue to perpetuate stereotypes. I'm the daughter of a maid why do I have to also play a maid? My mom was a maid so I didn't have to be a maid.

That's what true love should be like-the person should be part of your soul and you should know what they're feeling all the time.

When I went to college, and I went to art school, I started to realize that Warhol was cool and that pop art was fun.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

Learn to detest things that do not allow you to be yourself, and embrace things that make that self larger, more thrilling, and voluptuous.

Rich people focus on what they want, while poor people focus on what they don't want.

Who has a harder fight than he who is striving to overcome himself.

What is concisely referred to as global warming, is a fatal mistake of the present time.

In any series of elements to be controlled, a selected small fraction, in terms of numbers of elements, always accounts for a large fraction in terms of effect.