It always comes down to what the crowd buys coming out of your mouth, which differs from one comic to the next.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

You are the conductor of your own attitude! Nobody else can compose your thoughts for you.

The world judges the Christian by his life, not by his belief.

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

When one wants to change manners and customs, one should not do so by changing the laws.

We all draw a little and compose a little, and none of us have any idea of time or money.

As a kid, you run around the house pretending to be a superhero, and now to be doing it as a job, I feel very lucky.

My faith keeps me strong.

Let us green the earth, restore the earth, heal the earth.

Keep your private life private. Be open to suggestions from different people. And just be nice. I have heard stories about people who are just plain rude to the press or fans.

If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred.