Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

I'm not an overnight success. I've been doing it for 12 years. It's been lovely and varied so far.

We all share a common goal - we want our children to succeed.

The secret is I have no shame.

How can you beat someone thats already lost everything?

The startling reality of things is my discovery every single day.

Unlike my grandfather or my brother, I've actually been able to make some money at a racetrack.

Good prose almost always requires both showing and telling, scenes and summary, the two basic components of creative prose.

Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

Your ideal body weight as an ectomorph at 6' 0" will be 214.378 lbs. There. Happy? And if you lose or gain a pound, I will have you killed. It is important to be ideal.

Every step toward Christ kills a doubt. Every thought, word, and deed for Him carries you away from discouragement.