Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land where justice is a game.

Be yourself. Trust me, you don’t want to be anyone else because they are not you and you are special.

My scalp tingled like Christmas candy on a cold tongue.

Because if we the storytellers don't do this, then the bad people will win.

What's important is self-appreciation

APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection.

You can recruit the populace conservatism for the interests of corporate conservatism that the two things can be married into one unholy union.

For pale and trembling anger rushes in With faltering speech, and eyes that wildly stare, Fierce as the tiger, madder than the seas, Desperate and armed with more than human strength.

That was never my intention to compete with the Oscars.

All that is needed for the majority of labors to go well is a healthy, pregnant woman who has loving support in labor, self-confidence , and attendants with infinite patience.