Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow.

Speak success into existence.

We touched base at several strategic locations down our bodies, and it took all my willpower to break away.

We are all puppets in the hands of fate and seldom see the strings.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

The thing that distinguishes permanent poverty is bad character.

...for a girl with eyes like hers has a will and is not ruled by anyone but a lover.

A true man belongs to no other time or place, but is the center of things.

You can now be a master of your own destiny. I'm not sure why you would sign up with a record label.

I'm often asked, 'Where do you get your ideas?' ...It's like asking, 'Where do you find air to breathe?' Ideas are all around you.