Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.

Just trying to do something - just being there, showing up - is how we get braver. Self-esteem is about doing.

When in doubt, do the obvious.

Adulthood was invented to repair the wounds of childhood.

It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents.

The American notion of family is perhaps the most romanticized, deep-rooted, and misery-producing fantasy of the last hundred years.

Getting enough of what you want without depriving anyone else is the ultimate act of selfishness and sanity.

She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

Superstition is just fantasy with attitude; it's a way of erroneously trying to control events.

You're much more interesting when you're online - all of us are.

You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

to make mistakes is human

Words that go unspoken, will never be fully understood. I'm not sure if anyone has ever said this line but its something I thought of.

My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.

The essence of the Way is detachment.

He was the proudest, most disagreeable man in the world, and every body hoped that he would never come there again.

To add value to others, one must first value others.

Dawn came on us like a betrayer; it seemed as though the new sun rose as an ally of our enemies to assist in our destruction.

I mix Indian instruments with Western instruments all the time.