Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Don't lick your wounds unless you care to taste the sting a second time.

Conner raised an eyebrow. 'Who told you

Lack of ownership over your anger can incorrectly absolve you of all responsibility and so keep you stuck in the anger.

Intelligence arouses fear and respect, the lack of it keeps one on the narrow minded road of disrespect, stupidity and inferiority complex.

Hymns are companions for life travelers.

As if there could be true stories: things happen in one way, and we retell them in the opposite way.

I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas.

Your best posture is your next posture.

Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it.

I was the first Blunt ever elected to anything.