In my mind, the re-election of Richard Nixon, compared with what was available on the other side, was so much more important that I put it in just that context.

Frustrated love has been the incentive for many great works.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of Communists and other subversives. We intend to clean them out, even if it means rounding up every bird watcher in the country.

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.

Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.(Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

The fear of any adventure is the root of unfilled life.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

Any woman can make pole dancing a regular part of their exercise routine - and a fun part of their romantic life!

To exclude anything that appears in your universe is not love. Love joins with everything. It doesn't exclude the monster. It doesn't avoid the nightmare - it looks forward to it.

It's okay to cry. There's no reason to hold back.

Begin with duties of a man and rights will follow as spring follows winter

Business leaders love the humanities because they know that to innovate you need more than rote knowledge. You need a trained imagination.

Selflessness is like waiting in a hospital In a badly-fitting suit on a cold wet morning. Selfishness is like listening to good jazz With drinks for further orders and a huge fire.