If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.

All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial.

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work."

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

We haven't got the money, so we've got to think.

An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you.

If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

I must confess it was very unexpected and I am very startled at my metamorphosis into a chemist.

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance

When he asked if he was mine, tears in his eyes, I think he knew what he would do, what he would have to do, and he was mourning us. He was mourning us the whole time.

A prayer in its simplest definition is merely a wish turned heavenward.

I don't want to lose my fitness. I'm 45. I have two babies. I've got a long way to go and I want to keep in tiptop shape. There's no magic bullet.

Idleness is an enemy of the soul.

Almost anyone can see the golden light in an enlightened master's aura when the master meditates, unless, of course, the person is blocked up psychically.

It is the nature of a person as he/she grows older to protest against change, particularly changes for the better.

Our view of the law is that it - if somebody is here without sufficient documentation, that is not reason for deportation.

Without promotion, something terrible happens... nothing!

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.