It was almost as incredible as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you.

All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial.

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work."

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

We haven't got the money, so we've got to think.

An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

I must confess it was very unexpected and I am very startled at my metamorphosis into a chemist.

Now I know what the atom looks like.

Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer.

Writers are explorers who find new worlds and use words to bring them to our reality.

Insecurity kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Fire tries gold misfortune men.

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'cause you're are amazing just the way you are.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.

Our obedience is God's pleasure when it proves that God is our treasure.

Happiness is essentially a gift; we are not the forgers of our own felicity.

‎It's not easy / It's not supposed to be easy / Most people make mistakes / Most people have to learn the hardest lessons more than once.

Remember the mind is your best muscle...BIG ARMS can move rocks, but BIG WORDS can move mountains... Ride the brain train for success.