Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!

Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A.

Every herbalist has their favorite plant. Mine is Rhodiola rosea.

The motives that lead us to do anything might be arranged like the thirty-two winds and might be given names on the same pattern: for instance, "bread-bread-fame" or "fame-fame-bread."

Don't say that a loving God is going to send you to hell- He's not. The thing that's going to send you to hell is that you're a sinner and you don't want to admit it.

Skepticism: the mark and even the pose of the educated mind.

The night has a thousand eyes.

I think Betty White is one of the sexiest women in America.

I've been scared and I've liked not hanging on to stuff where I know that I'm in my comfort zone.

Well, I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I've been seeing this really sweet guy for the past few weeks.

The only thing that can stop you is the doubt that you carry in your mind.