If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Our lives speak loudly to those around us, especially the children in our home.

In the society of would-be-gods, a humble man is always polite.

If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

The Italians say it is not necessary to be a stag; but we ought not to be a tortoise.

The greatest single distinguishing feature of the omnipotence of God is that our imagination gets lost thinking about it.

Of course, there are days when you're not feeling your best and you still have to stand up there and it can be difficult. But those days pass and you move on.

Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.

A forest is mystery but the desert is truth. Life pared to the bone.

Forgiveness works two ways, in most instances. People have to forgive themselves too. The powerful have to forgive themselves for their behavior. That should be a sacred process.

My first undertaking in the way of scientific experiment was in the field of economics and psychology.