If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

A man of peace shall always live in peace, if all chances are given and only shall he stand to fight for his rights if peace and freedom isn't granted to him.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

There was a very famous musician in our family. He was a great violinist, an internationally known teacher. He was Leopold Auer.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

I feel happy about being busiest model in the world. It's good to be busy.

I really don't pay too much attention; I don't go out of my way to read any interviews.

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

I'm not shy about asking the customer, because I want to talk about who she is and what she wants from me.

In an idealized world, we would all be able to do what our English teachers told us to do, which is to write beautiful prose where enthusiasm is conveyed by word choice and grammar.

A positive attitude will have positive results because attitudes are contagious.