I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Whoever fear God, shun sin.

Good artists copy

Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice! That's the condition of the female. Women have been conditioned to sacrifice for centuries.

[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

Though neglectful of their responsibility to protect science, scientists are increasingly aware of their responsibility to society.

Only parts of us will ever touch only parts of others.

I'm not into this judgmental, religious-right kind of thing.

If you have no enemies, you have no character.

Don't dismiss the heart, even if it's filled with sorrow. God's treasures are buried in broken hearts.