The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

If you can see the invisible, God will do the impossible.

He loved her like the first time every time. Like the first time all the time.

I think in the NFL knowledge is power, and you try to get the knowledge by whatever means.

We cannot allow internet service providers to restrict the best access or to pick winners and losers in the online marketplace for services and ideas.

I wanted to be complete, because I figured that, visually, there was an avenue to explore with painted stuff

A friend of mine is in a long-distance relationship. They have dates on Skype. They'll both watch the same movie and...play.

This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

Reality is to be found in lightness and darkness.

If you think about it, Washington's overwhelming power in the world is founded on death, the awesome arsenal for killing people.