The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

Kindness solves more problems than diplomacy, wealth, intelligence, clout, force, law, and dominion combined.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

I have not watched the TV show. I do not generally watch TV sci-fi drama shows. They make me itch.

Scripts are kind of a bare bones type of reading material.

I [seek] a style in the realm of legend. Something that might allow me to give free rein to my juvenile sense of romanticism and the beautiful image.

All religions teach the same basic thing, that you have to stand up for those that are considered the worst.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Everyone will find what he's looking for. Nothing pleases everyone: this man gathers thorns, that one roses.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

I can bring in experiences that other actors who only grew up in television do not have.