If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

There are times when you have to do things for yourself, not because no one else can do it, but because no one else can do it to the degree you want.

The only defense against stupid is distance.

We do not live an equal life but one of contrasts and patchwork now a little joy then a sorrow now a sin then a generous or brave action.

Faith is reason plus revelation, and the revelation part requires one to think with the spirit as well as with the mind. You have to hear the music, not just read the notes on the page.

Those whose kernels were cracked by benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble.

There are jobs, money and survival in renewable energy. Our only safe future is sun power

We live in the world our questions create.

When you're timid, you're just thinking of yourself! Think of the other person - put him at ease, get him a drink.

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

Motherhood is more than bearing children...It is the essence of who we are as women.