If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

If the future of the free world depends on me, please accept my apology in advance

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

Mayors typically don't do the things we're trying to do... Revolutionaries aren't typically Mayor.

I'm not different. I'm not different at all. The wrapping is different but the gift is still the same.

Hatred was a plant of slow growth.

Today's warm houses will be the cold ruins in the very distant future!

The man who would be fully employed should procure a ship or a woman, for no two things produce more trouble.

I don't understand these national awards, because half of those who sit in judgement over Indian films do not... possess the competence to evaluate a film correctly.

If your prayers haven't been answered, it doesn't mean they won't be answered. In fact, they may have already been answered, but just not in the way you wanted or expected them to be.

What are Raphael's Madonnas but the shadow of a mother's love, fixed in permanent outline forever?