He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

We have to remember all the time how wonderful life with God is so as not to lose out on our relationship with Him

If you are feeling low, or trampled, unappreciated, or forgotten...and you are reading this, realize it is an illusion...the hope is real...you are valued...and what lies ahead...is brilliance.

Life is spent by different people in different ways.

Everything in the universe has a purpose. Indeed, the invisible intelligence that flows through everything in a purposeful fashion is also flowing through you.

He hath desired to bring the souls of other men to heaven; let his soul be brought to heaven.

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

You cannot solve a problem unless you diagnose the problem.

Let your heart believe only what nurtures you.

I cannot dance, O Lord, unless You lead me.

Small choices add up and each positive choice you make increases confidence and dispels fear.