If the audience knew what they wanted then they wouldn't be the audience, they would be the artist.

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.

Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.

Art is, like magic, the science of manipulating symbols, words or images to achieve changes in consciousness

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.

If you're functional, it doesn't matter if you're mad.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.

I've discovered new parts of my manhood, places I couldn't get to without loving someone else unconditionally and putting others before myself.

I get tired of playing a guy who gets into a fight, then starts singing to the guy he's just beat up.

I have only interest in things I could drink.

The thing with Disney songs is they're very manipulative, very sentimental, but they do get you, you know - there's a kind of sadness to them and that kind of music doesn't really exist any more.

Is it only the mouth and belly which are injured by hunger and thirst? Men's minds are also injured by them.

Songs are so all-encompassing; they're the joys and sorrows and pacing of life.

What is a business? It's simply an idea that makes someone else's life better

I just play, and I'm always trying to write songs.