Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.

Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

It was Kovacs who said "Mother" then, muffled under latex. It was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.

Art is, like magic, the science of manipulating symbols, words or images to achieve changes in consciousness

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.

If you're functional, it doesn't matter if you're mad.

A world grows up around me. Am I shaping it, or do its predetermined contours guide my hand?

The journey of life is unique for every one.

Moral crusaders with zeal but no ethical understanding are likely to give us solutions that are worse than the problems.

I have accepted that the world is a perpetually moving beacon, with a never-ending supply of new possibilities. And there is always room for second chances when you have eternity.

I look after myself. I train and go to the gym.

I have always believed that women are not victims, we are agents of change, we are drivers of projects.

We know we are entering a period of transformation in aged care.

I have a pretty fancy facialist, this woman Dale Breault. Getting older, it's a good thing to have a serious facialist.

When you resort to violence to prove a point, you’ve just experienced a profound failure of imagination.

I am going to make America great again, guaranteed. That I can tell you.

I'm a very honorable person. I have lifelong friends from birth, from grammar school, from five years old.