If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

I hope I’m the ghost that belongs to her.

Attempts to control complex systems … tend to be pointless at best or destructive at worst.

If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.

Most important, for openers, work six hours a day, seven days a week for six years. Then if you like it you can get serious about it.

Truth cannot be taught but it is quickly recognised by the person ready to discover it.

Are any of yall into girls like I am les-bi-anest

He who exercises wisdom exercises the knowledge which is about God.

It's almost ingrained in people that, just like you can't be a smart model, you can't be a good-looking cook.

As you're learning your lines and the character you're playing, you're going to make mistakes but I learned more about Shug Avery. I learned my lines, but everything had to be done quickly.

I mean, Hawaii is beautiful, but the world is full of beautiful places.