Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Been conscious of your deficiencies helps you trust more in the Lord

Having a Great Ambition is also a Meditation. When our efforts are focussed sincerely, even during sleep, our brains will work on it, in the form of Dreams.

The ultimate leaders develop followers who will surpass them.

When we first started playing we did a lot of rehearsing. We used to write out everything. In fact, that's the way everybody rehearses: we play the tunes and improvise.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

I'm hoping my children will save me from my vanity. If it doesn't, plastic surgery is an option... It sucks to have to grow older. We all have to accept it.

There are moments in life where it gets so hectic that time becomes a blur. Keep calm and never give up.

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

I don't really watch TV series because I don't want to get hooked on them and have them suck up all my time.

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.