I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Desire is the key to motivation, but it’s determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal - a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to attain the success you seek.

You are pitiful, isolated individuals! You are bankrupts. Your role is played out. Go where you belong from now on – into the dustbin of history!

The bond (of marriage) became the bondage itself

Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.

Amor verus numquam moritur: True love never dies

Our motto is to work for peace based on social justice. Our mandate is to improve the condition, health and safety of workers, and our mission is universal.

Of course, personally, I think it'd be tacky to wear diamonds before I'm forty.

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota.

I'll never let you part, for you're always in my heart

In phrases as brief as a breath worldly wisdom concentrates.