If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

It's okay. You're going to save me, Miss Maylene." The girl gave her a genuine look of happiness. "I know it. I knew if I found you everything would be okay.

Having hope gives you the courage to survive any hardship.

Somethings can be so simple but bring happiness

The permissiveness of society must be balanced with authoritativene ss.

It's much more enjoyable being an actor.

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.

New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.

Too many of us seem to be searching for something 'out there' to make our lives complete. What we are all really searching for is the divine essence that lives within.

If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell.

All Christians have opportunities to serve those who might never come to church or listen to a sermon.