If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

The word “inevitable” is fearful to the ego, but joyous to the spirit. God is inevitable, and you cannot avoid Him any more than He can avoid you.

Everyone comes to this world with one great purpose. That is to serve others.

The immoral woman in Luke 7 has the faith to anticipate Christ's forgiveness. She can act in love with no words to justify.

Sometimes I hear the echo of your voice in an empty hall and it reminds me that you're gone.

I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours.

It was then I saw thy mother, and loved her, and took her away in my secret heart.

Our emotions need to be as educated as our intellect. It is important to know how to feel, how to respond, and how to let life in so that it can touch you.

There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it.

We must curb ourfury, and allow sadness to diminish, and speak our stories with coolness and deliberation.

When you innovate, the jobs can't go overseas because other countries haven't figured out how to do it yet.