Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Woody Allen Quotes: If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
         

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.


Woody Allen
Check all other quotes by Woody Allen

Want to display this quote image on your website or blog? Simply copy and paste the below code on your website/blog.

Embed:

Format of this image is jpg. The width and height of image are 1200 and 630, repectively. This image is available for free to download.



If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
         





Citation

Use the citation below to add this quote to your bibliography:


Styles:

×

MLA Style Citation


"Woody Allen Quotes." Quoteslyfe.com, 2021. Fri. 18 Jun. 2021. <https://www.quoteslyfe.com/quote/If-God-exists-I-hope-he-has-6942>.




Tags



Check out


Other quotes of Woody Allen


I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.



If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.



Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.



I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.



I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.





Other quotes you may like



I felt tears pricking inside my eyelids. Maybe I came first With Oliver.

I felt tears pricking inside my eyelids. Maybe I came first With Oliver.



The secret of happiness is freedom but to be totally free you need to earn: courage, persistence and boldness.

The secret of happiness is freedom but to be totally free you need to earn: courage, persistence and boldness.



Mastery of impulse is all about self-discipline and choice. The mind is a powerful tool with which we have the ability to be in control of ourselves.

Mastery of impulse is all about self-discipline and choice. The mind is a powerful tool with which we have the ability to be in control of ourselves.




I did not grow up in poverty. But I did grow up with a poor boy's sense of longing, in my case not for what my family had never had, but for what we had had and lost.

I did not grow up in poverty. But I did grow up with a poor boy's sense of longing, in my case not for what my family had never had, but for what we had had and lost.



Some writers are born. Others learn. I was born a writer but have a lot to learn.

Some writers are born. Others learn. I was born a writer but have a lot to learn.




Helena, like many women who ruled their own lives, adored being told what to do when there was no obligation to follow the advice given.

Helena, like many women who ruled their own lives, adored being told what to do when there was no obligation to follow the advice given.



More than anything, I like a jacket. You can do anything with a great jacket, the bigger the better. You can have any silhouette underneath. It gives you an attitude. It makes a gown look cool.

More than anything, I like a jacket. You can do anything with a great jacket, the bigger the better. You can have any silhouette underneath. It gives you an attitude. It makes a gown look cool.




Quote Description


This page presents the quote "If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.". Author of this quote is Woody Allen. This quote is about god, humor,.