INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Until the thirst for power parched his throat, he was a fearless and noble lord.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

The piece of equipment I'm most found off is my telescope. The other night I had a superb view of the moon.

The Spirit of God is not something less than God, - it is God.

What I think is so great about interviews, is when people cite inspirations.

I wish that more and more adventurous young men would give up the gun in favour of the camera.

We grow the aspects of our lives that we feed - with energy and engagement - and choke off those we deprive of fuel. Your life is what you agree to attend to.

I believe in the surprises of the Holy Spirit.

A man who has not been in Italy, is always conscious of an inferiority.

Just because someone's pretty, doesn't mean she's decent.