I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

A bit of the vagueness of music stops you going completely mad, I imagine.

When a dream is fulfilled, it is always a glorious feeling.

The perfect life is the combination of great moments and bad ones, and under that point of view, my life is fantastic, because I've certainly hit more than one bump.

Nature intended you to be the fountain-spring of cheerfulness and social life, and not the mountain of despair and melancholy.

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do.

Start leaving what you want to leave. Your future is waiting.

The actor's popularity is evanescent; applauded today, forgotten tomorrow.

If every nation gets the government it deserves, every generation writes the history which corresponds with its view of the world.

Prague is the Paris of the '90s.

Everyone's under pressure and you just have to learn how to deal with it. And I deal with it through prayer and staying busy.