I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.

Love life, live your best life.

Mending a broken heart isn't easy. It's messy and complicated, but when it's finished, it's stronger than ever.

There's a difference between Vaselining the rapee and catching the rapist.

One should never despair too soon.

A mother is as different from anything else that God ever thought of, as can possibly be. She is a distinct and individual creation.

How beautiful life is and how sad! How fleeting, with no past and no future, only a limitless now.

We’re trying to be faithful but we’re cheating, cheating, cheating

The theatre is not the place for the musician. When the curtain is up the music interrupts the actor, and when it is down the music interrupts the audience.