I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Passion in every word I wrote, passion in every single thought.

Man lives in the midst of images. Literature offers him a critical image of himself.

A day in thy courts is better than a thousand. I had rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than to dwell in the tents of wickedness.

There are three intellectual pursuits, and, so far as I am aware, only three, in which human beings have performed major feats before the age of puberty. They are music, mathematics, and chess.

O citizens, first acquire wealth; you can practice virtue afterward.

When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there.

My concern has always been to paint nudes as if they were some splendid fruit.

While doing sadhana you must quieten your mind and keep awake the Purusha consciousness behind all your activities.

My books are friends that never fail me.

In love quarrels the party that loves the most is always most willing to acknowledge the greater fault.