I was in love with the idea of him. An ideal of him. Of who I thought he was. Of who he used to be.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

The greatest act of domestic terrorism in the history of the USA is currently in process and the culprits are the energy, electrical, electronics and wireless radiation industries.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.

Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

Everyone is psychic. Being psychic is not a particular talent. Everybody has a left foot. Some people may just walk with that foot, some people may drag it, and some may learn to dance with it.

War is a calculated and condoned slaughter of human beings.

If acids win - you lose!

Resilience is based on compassion for ourselves as well as compassion for others

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!