I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

You will surely be rewarded for every seed of good deed and godliness.

The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued

Choose well. Your choice is brief, and yet endless.

I don't have the time or the energy to hate, " says Shara. "I only wish to understand. People are what they are.

The way communication works is changing.

The meetings least attended in our churches today are the ones whose only attraction is God.

Representative institutions are as much a part of the true Briton as his language and his literature.

Services like Google and Facebook only exist because of the social acceptance of a mass amount of distributed volunteer labor from tons and tons of people.

Erasures are interesting to me because they prove what particular sieves we all are.

If your business requires your presence you don't have a business, you have a job.