I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Finishing a good book is like leaving a good friend

Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?

He offered his love ... she could not bother, She gives her love to the other! The other!

It is hardily credible of how great consequences before God the smallest things are

Maxim 5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

I'm sick of girls who don't know how to high-five.

I love drawings, so I've always enjoyed making drawings that exist on their own.

Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I am healthy. I wish all my colleagues to the peace process to be healthy.