I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

We make love with soul, not body

No one ever forgets a toy that made him or her supremely happy as a child, even if that toy is replaced by one like it that is much nicer.

With mere good intentions hell is proverbially paved.

Quantum est in rebus inane! How much folly there is in human affairs.

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.

I don't think I'm curvaceous. It's simply that most other actresses are really, stupidly tiny.

I find that many entrepreneurs are trying to do everything when it would be cheaper and more time-efficient to delegate, even if there are monetary costs associated with that.

Feare may force a man to cast beyond the moone.

If I feel like I've reached this greatness in my career than there's no more room for growth. I don't think I'm ever going to get there. If I ever get complacent, it's time for me to bow out.

The emotions are sometimes so strong that I work without knowing it. The strokes come like speech.